Patrick FischerThe Perfect Valentine’s Day: A Definitive GuideWith Valentine’s Day is around the corner, many a heart-eyed romantics will be fretting over how to properly woo their true loves. Having…Feb 11, 2021Feb 11, 2021
Patrick FischerThe First Groundhog Day: A Historical RecountingA true and accurate record.Feb 2, 2021Feb 2, 2021
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Names: MetallicaAs James sat in the tiny room backstage, he was feeling great. His hair was the perfect length. The acne on his chin was, well, not great…Apr 29, 2019Apr 29, 2019
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Names: Milli VanilliImage ref: https://variety.com/2018/film/news/milli-vanilli-movie-biopic-status-1202751270/Apr 9, 2019Apr 9, 2019
Patrick FischerWhat’s Your Peformance-Enhancing Drug?As I downed my 3rd cup of coffee and felt the start of the heart palpitations necessary for me to actually get some writing done, I had a…Apr 2, 2019Apr 2, 2019
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Name: StaindIt was a crisp autumn day in Rutland. The leafers were out in full force, ready to see autumnal hues that were turned to 11. The scent of…Mar 25, 2019Mar 25, 2019
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Name: NickelbackThe first part in what will be an ongoing series recreating the exact moment a band came up with its name. This is only semi-biographical…Mar 18, 20191Mar 18, 20191
Patrick FischerSt. Patrick’s Day Is NighOhhhhhhh snap, son! It’s almost St. Paddy’s Day! Which means it’s almost my day. Because my name is Patrick. And my hair is orangy. And I…Mar 11, 2019Mar 11, 2019
Patrick FischerHow To Cover A Fart: Part DeuxRecently, I gave insight into the finer points of surreptitiously relieving yourself of the gaseous demons inside, in my since-legendary…Mar 4, 2019Mar 4, 2019
