Patrick FischerThe Perfect Valentine’s Day: A Definitive GuideWith Valentine’s Day is around the corner, many a heart-eyed romantics will be fretting over how to properly woo their true loves. Having…5 min read·Feb 11, 2021----
Patrick FischerThe First Groundhog Day: A Historical RecountingA true and accurate record.3 min read·Feb 2, 2021----
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Names: MetallicaAs James sat in the tiny room backstage, he was feeling great. His hair was the perfect length. The acne on his chin was, well, not great…3 min read·Apr 29, 2019----
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Names: Milli VanilliImage ref: https://variety.com/2018/film/news/milli-vanilli-movie-biopic-status-1202751270/3 min read·Apr 9, 2019----
Patrick FischerWhat’s Your Peformance-Enhancing Drug?As I downed my 3rd cup of coffee and felt the start of the heart palpitations necessary for me to actually get some writing done, I had a…4 min read·Apr 2, 2019----
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Name: StaindIt was a crisp autumn day in Rutland. The leafers were out in full force, ready to see autumnal hues that were turned to 11. The scent of…3 min read·Mar 25, 2019----
Patrick FischerHow Bands Got Their Name: NickelbackThe first part in what will be an ongoing series recreating the exact moment a band came up with its name. This is only semi-biographical…3 min read·Mar 18, 2019--1--1
Patrick FischerSt. Patrick’s Day Is NighOhhhhhhh snap, son! It’s almost St. Paddy’s Day! Which means it’s almost my day. Because my name is Patrick. And my hair is orangy. And I…5 min read·Mar 11, 2019----
Patrick FischerHow To Cover A Fart: Part DeuxRecently, I gave insight into the finer points of surreptitiously relieving yourself of the gaseous demons inside, in my since-legendary…4 min read·Mar 4, 2019----